I’ve seen a lot of different analogies for investing styles over the years, but this one from About.com Money Over 55 Expert Dana Anspach is the most creative — and probably most entertaining — I’ve seen: Which Bra Does Your Retirement Plan Fit Into?

She describes six kinds of retirement plans:

  1. The Bombshell Spender – It’s All Show But You’ve Got No Plan
  2. The Classic Overspender – Things Look Good On the Surface
  3. The Strapless – No Risk Management Policies in Your Plan
  4. The Sports Bra – You’re Working Hard Toward a Goal
  5. The Everyday Bra – Comfortable Because You’ve Got a Plan
  6. The Romantic – You Spend on Special Occasions

Which one describes you?